Friday, May 19, 2006

The young and the wild

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall and a teenager sat down next to him. The teenager had spiked hair which was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet so the old man, being mildly curious about this apparition, looked at him for a long time trying to figure out what was what.

Having the old man staring at him made the teenager nervous so he finally said sarcastically : "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied : "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

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