Thursday, May 04, 2006

Three Marriages and Still a Virgin

A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian, and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time, I married a naval officer, and war broke out on our wedding day."

"The third time, I married a Microsoft Windows programmer, and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."

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