Terrible Book Cover

Inside Notre Dame Cathedral

A fantastic 360-degree interactive shot(s) inside Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris HERE.

NOTE: Wow! Now I'm even more impressed! See the comment below from Laurent Sicard in Canada - this is his shot of the cathedral in Montréal Quebec! Thanks for the correction - beautiful shot! Check out his other work at http://www.teltip.com

The End of Car Chases

Coming soon to a police department near you. From StarChase.

Disneyland Sign Generator

Make up your own Disneyland sign announcement HERE.

Grandma's Money

Uncle Jay Explains How Congress Works...

...or not!

What's Your Real Age?

No, not your chronological age - your REAL age! Girlfriend or wife call you infantile? Now know for sure. Take the quiz HERE.

UPDATE: Since so many of you have sent me your results, I've changed the screenshot to show my final results.

Trip To Wal-Mart -- by Age

You're in the middle of a project around the house... mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit: shorts with a hole in the crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project, you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to complete the job. Depending on your age, you might do the following:

In your 20's:

Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow-dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.

In your 30's:

Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick, so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.

In your 40's:

Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.

In your 50's:

Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from your buddy's bait shop and it says, "I Got Worms."

In your 60's:

Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure.

In your 70's:

Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.

In your 80's:

Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wonder around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. The old lady that greeted you at the front door went to school with you.

Existentialism in a Cartoon

ROTFLMAO!

Don't bother watching this video if you have no appreciation for childish, side-splitting humor. Really.

Master of Balls Video

The title pretty much says it all. This guy's amazing!

The Answer to the Ultimate Question... at last!

Yes, he does!

All I Can Say is Great Animation

Turkey Trivia

How much do you really know about that bird you're likely going to cook on Thanksgiving Day? Take the 20-question Turkey Trivia Test.

P.S. - I flunked!

Strange American Laws

Best Panhandler Sign

Like most major cities, Seattle has its share of panhandlers. Occasionally, you'll run across one who's totally original and definitely merits some money just for creativity. This recent post on Flickr is now tops on my list for originality - this guy would have gotten five bucks from me!

2007 National Yo-Yo Championships

Halifax Video on Funny or Die

A nasty little Halifax video:

Cool Earth Clock

Click on each of the different views to see a year-to-date, month-to-date, etc. Link is HERE.

Commercial of the Week: Talk Talk

Best Damn Etch-A-Sketch Artist!

If this guy isn't the best damn Etch-A-Sketch artist I've ever seen... Check out etch-a-sketchartist.com.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

From comedian.ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. A riot!



Part 2 is here:

Candidate Truth-O-Meter

The St. Petersburg Times, in collaboration with The Congressional Quaterly, has created a new site - PolitiFact - that helps to sort out the bull from the shit during all of this election noise. I especially enjoy their Truth-O-Meter (HERE) which rates some of the latest pronouncements from our candidates (My favorite rating? Pants on fire!)