Thursday, May 11, 2006

OK -- One More Brokeback Mountain Joke...

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie (Brokeback Mountain):
  1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
  2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
  3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
  4. "Howdy, pardner."
  5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
  6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
  7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
  8. "Let's mount up!"
  9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
  10. "Ride'em, cowboy!"

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