Sunday, December 30, 2007

Thursday, December 27, 2007

White Trash Christmas

Now that all the Christmas niceties have been exchanged, let's have a look at how some of America REALLY celebrated Christmas...

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Very Cute Baby Clip

and the Evil Eye...

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Sunday, December 23, 2007

30 Minutes on CNN Headline News

This is what goes down in a 30-minute cycle on CNN Headline "News."

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Car Thief Warning

Simpsons House in Real Life

Cool reconstruction of what the Simpsons' House would look like in real life HERE.

If the Beatles Sang Stairway to Heaven

A fun cover of the Led Zepellin classic Stairway to Heaven done Beatles-style by an Australian tribute band from the 90's called the Beatnix.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Jack LaLanne on The Man Show

Adam Carolla visits with Jack LaLanne on a recent episode of The Man Show.

Homer Simpson takes a photo of himself every day for 39 years

With all those other photo sites up online, it had to finally happen!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Does Empty REALLY Mean Empty?

From an episode on 20/20 tonight:

Human Calendar

Best Online Photo Site of the Year

Photographer Jonathan Harris went along on a 7-day whale hunt in Alaska earlier this year. In the process, he took a photograph every 5 minutes to document the entire story and then published his portfolio online HERE. It's nothing short of a new approach in photojournalism.

One Cool Invention

An innovative ground-breaking idea for car doors. The inventors are trying to market this on their own site at

How Many Five Year Old Kids Could You Take in a Fight?


Sunday, December 09, 2007

Saturday, December 08, 2007

The Executive Coloring Book

Every kid should have one. From 1961, comes The Executive Coloring Book poster HERE.


From the Vancouver Film School:

Friday, December 07, 2007

Best Puns

The ability to Make and Understand Puns Is the Highest Level of Language Development.

Here are the ten first place winners in the International Pun Contest:

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my Electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?', they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said,' I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to Spain , they name him 'Juan'; the other went to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Robin Williams on Viagra

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Why Your Vanity Plates are Being Recalled

As most people know, there are certain vanity plates that your state DMV won't issue. Apparently, the rules had to be spelled out for this guy who ordered a plate with OPECFY stamped on it. In case, you have no idea why OPECFY is being recalled, here's a shot of the state's legal brief:

Best Toilet Signs

I've seen a few good ones over the years of travel but some of these are the best (Link HERE).

Monday, December 03, 2007

Four Seasons in One Picture

Now that we're getting slammed with our first heavy-duty storm of the winter: A really cool collection of blended pictures, each produced from four shots of the same scene at Spring, summer, Fall and Winter. Entire collection is HERE.

Even Better Than Fake Steve Jobs' Blog!

Hung Over on a Monday Morning?

Try Vodka in a Stapler!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Inside Notre Dame Cathedral

A fantastic 360-degree interactive shot(s) inside Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris HERE.

NOTE: Wow! Now I'm even more impressed! See the comment below from Laurent Sicard in Canada - this is his shot of the cathedral in Montréal Quebec! Thanks for the correction - beautiful shot! Check out his other work at

Monday, November 26, 2007

The End of Car Chases

Coming soon to a police department near you. From StarChase.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Disneyland Sign Generator

Make up your own Disneyland sign announcement HERE.

Grandma's Money

Uncle Jay Explains How Congress Works...

...or not!

What's Your Real Age?

No, not your chronological age - your REAL age! Girlfriend or wife call you infantile? Now know for sure. Take the quiz HERE.

UPDATE: Since so many of you have sent me your results, I've changed the screenshot to show my final results.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Trip To Wal-Mart -- by Age

You're in the middle of a project around the house... mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit: shorts with a hole in the crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project, you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to complete the job. Depending on your age, you might do the following:

In your 20's:

Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow-dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.

In your 30's:

Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick, so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.

In your 40's:

Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.

In your 50's:

Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from your buddy's bait shop and it says, "I Got Worms."

In your 60's:

Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure.

In your 70's:

Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.

In your 80's:

Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wonder around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. The old lady that greeted you at the front door went to school with you.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Existentialism in a Cartoon


Don't bother watching this video if you have no appreciation for childish, side-splitting humor. Really.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Master of Balls Video

The title pretty much says it all. This guy's amazing!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Turkey Trivia

How much do you really know about that bird you're likely going to cook on Thanksgiving Day? Take the 20-question Turkey Trivia Test.

P.S. - I flunked!

Strange American Laws

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Best Panhandler Sign

Like most major cities, Seattle has its share of panhandlers. Occasionally, you'll run across one who's totally original and definitely merits some money just for creativity. This recent post on Flickr is now tops on my list for originality - this guy would have gotten five bucks from me!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Halifax Video on Funny or Die

A nasty little Halifax video:

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Cool Earth Clock

Click on each of the different views to see a year-to-date, month-to-date, etc. Link is HERE.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Commercial of the Week: Talk Talk

Best Damn Etch-A-Sketch Artist!

If this guy isn't the best damn Etch-A-Sketch artist I've ever seen... Check out

Friday, November 02, 2007

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

From comedian.ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. A riot!

Part 2 is here:

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Candidate Truth-O-Meter

The St. Petersburg Times, in collaboration with The Congressional Quaterly, has created a new site - PolitiFact - that helps to sort out the bull from the shit during all of this election noise. I especially enjoy their Truth-O-Meter (HERE) which rates some of the latest pronouncements from our candidates (My favorite rating? Pants on fire!)

Monday, October 29, 2007

5 More of Those "Don't Judge Too Quickly" Ameriquest Ads

A really creative series.

Dog and Brownie Ad

Another one of those funny "Don't Judge Too Quickly" AmeriQuest ads.

ZIP Code Mashup

It never ceases to amaze me when they can make so much data available online from what's already out there! Check out

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter

Fantastic drawing video:

Another in a Long Line of Priceless Parodies

Best Dear Prudence Post

It's fun reading some of the questions and answers on SLATE's Dear Prudence column. This recent one has already been making the rounds in e-mails and posts so I decided to confirm that it was indeed a real post (it is!). Full post is HERE.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Some Funny Signs

More HERE.

Bored at Work on Tuesday Afternoon?

Really bored? Really, REALLY bored? Virtual Bubble Wrap popping HERE.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

How to Cope with Death

A re-post, this time to a longer version that appears to be posted by the animator himself, Ignacio Ferraras.

Monday, October 08, 2007

The Hardest Workers in the World?

I just finished reading an article titled The Hardest Workers in the World in which the argument is made that Americans collectively generate more per-capita than any people in the world. Coincidentally, I got an oldie-but-goodie in my Inbox that made me want to put these two tidbits together:


The population of the USA is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You. And me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice...

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Holy Crap! Fighting Giraffes!

Where Do Shooting Stars Come From?

From a talk on the challenges of going to the toilet in space as explained by Colonel Chris Hadfield of the Canadian Space Agency at the Ontario Science Centre in Toronto.

How to Maintain a Relationship, by Chris Rock

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Human Cheer Screens

Only in Korea - Amazing!

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Monday, September 24, 2007

Friday, September 21, 2007

Ball Buster Family Fun

A real board game brought out in 1974!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Want to Talk to a Human?

GetHuman has a huge collection of fastest ways to navigate out of Voicemail Hell and get a human on the other end fast.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Saturday, September 08, 2007


Friday, September 07, 2007

Trashiest TV Clip I've Seen

OK I admit it. I'm a guy and I sometimes check out some strange shows on G4 from time to time when I'm bored. I especially enjoy catching up on old episodes of The Man Show (the ones with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla). But today, I was watching a particularly nasty episode of a REALLY trashy show called Cheaters that featured an S&M episode. Weird. Dateline meets Jerry Springer! Ha Ha! Freakin' hilarious! They really showed this on television!

Thursday, September 06, 2007

CRM* á la Robert de Niro

*CRM = Customer Relationship Management

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

MC Escher Meets Wacked Out Photographer!

Photographer Josh Sommers (aka Pisco Bandito) combines his digital photography with MC Escher effects to create infinite images that Escher the artist has made a trademark. Sommers has even posted a tutorial on how he creates his novel images. (Everything posted on Flickr.)

Friday, August 31, 2007

Dinner at Rush Hour on a Russian Subway Train

The whole event pics posted HERE.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Where All Those Nasty e-Mail Tattoo Pictures Come From...

Here's a site with a huge collection of some of the nastiest tattoos you're likely to see. So now we know where they find a lot of them when you get another one of those e-mails with another stupid tattoo picture attached. You'll notice that the majority of these are permanently emblazoned on young guys, probably while in an alternate state.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007