This guy is about to jump off a bridge, when all of a sudden, behind him he hears "Don't jump! Don't jump!"
He looks around and there is an ugly-ugly old broad. She says "Don't jump. I am a witch and
I can grant you any three wishes you want."
He starts to think about money and cars, and says, "What's the catch?"
"You have to sleep with me first," says the old broad.
He looks at the ugly hag but finally agrees. They go to her place and do the nasty deed! He then says, "For my first wish..."
She interrupts him and asks, "How old are you?"
He answers, "Forty-two."
And she says, "Hmmm... And you still believe in witches?"