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Saturday, May 31, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Church Ladies with Typewriters.
Thank God for those church ladies with typewriters.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A t the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A t the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Trash as Art
This artist couple manages to take trash and make bigger piles of trash. Or so it seems until you look at it silhouetted on a wall... Click HERE to see more.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Best Collection of De-Motivational Posters
And they're all available for download! But the site is incredibly slow. Click HERE.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Japanese Version of The Office
Don't know how long this clip will stay up but it ran on SNL this weekend when Steve Carell was the guest host:
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Split It Down the Middle
In going along with the " There can only be one" Democrats' Presidential nomination process, SNL splits it down the middle. One of their rare gems in recent years of mediocrity.
Red Army Hip-Hop
And this was done during the Cold War, way before Hip Hop came on the scene in America. Here's a Red Army dance done to Run DMC's It's Like That.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
My New Diet
I didn't write this, but it definitely sounds like something I WOULD do. The next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respond like this:
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, my wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was in the checkout line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had - an elephant? So since I like to stir the pot, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena, my wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was in the checkout line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had - an elephant? So since I like to stir the pot, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another go.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds.
(I have to mention here that by now practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit both of us.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Redneck Calamari Seafood Dinner
Too good not to post on the blog! They even have eyes. Don't forget to eat your veggies!Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
I LOVE This Site! Man Babies.
ManBabies posts Photoshopped pictures of Dads and their kids with heads swapped over.
Archived 9/11 Television Coverage
I still remember sitting in my office in Bellevue on the morning of Sept. 11, 2001. For most of us, it was an eerie event that most of us will never forget, much like the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963 (I was 12 and had just walked home from school).The Internet Archive, in conjunction with the Television Archive, has posted up a growing collection of links to recorded television news coverage of the day from 2001. Check out the page HERE.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Have to Share This Short Video
The awards and nominations speak for themselves:
O Kyklos tis Zois - The Circle of Life by Ilias Sounas
"Life constantly changes, as it comes full circle..."
Allegoric flash animation
Recognitions:
O Kyklos tis Zois - The Circle of Life by Ilias Sounas
"Life constantly changes, as it comes full circle..."
Allegoric flash animation
Recognitions:
- 1st winner in The RealTime Film Festival at Flash category in Stuttgard, Germany 2006
- a 2nd place winner in the Greek music channel MAD video contest 2005,
- official nomination in the Bitfilm Festival. Hamburg, Germany 2005
- official nomination in The Greatest Story Never Told Flash Contest III 2006
- official nomination in Animatu Festival at Shorts 2D Category, Beja, Portugal 2006
- official nomination in Castelli Animati Festival (international short film category), Roma, Italy 2006
- official nomination and "Mention of Quality" recognition in Torino Flash Festival, Turin, Italy 2007
- official nomination in Kino Festival, Bucharest, Romania 2007
- official nomination in Platforma Festival, Athens, Greece 2007
- official screening in Cao Amarelo event, Pihnal Novo, Portugal 2007
- official screening in PaperBag event, Brighton, UK, 2008
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Commercial of the Week: Best Coca Cola Ad
More an animation than just a 60-second commercial, this fantastic piece runs 3-1/2 minutes long. Animation is HERE.
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Worst Luncheon Meat
I don't even know why I'm sharing this FlickR image other than the fact that it's just plain wrong! My brothers and I grew up with strange sandwich meat and it still brings back some interesting memories. (Especially when the stuff is wrapped in a sandwich early in the morning and packed for your lunch to be eaten several hours later after a long hike in the summer sun without the benefit of a cooler and washed down with a warm can of soda - Yuck!)
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