Thursday, December 14, 2006

Never Underestimate the Value of a College Education

Three aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of North Carolina, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness." said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from the University of South Carolina.

"Elation."

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Clemson University, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The Clemson Tiger replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

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