Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Messing with Drivers Ed

How Much Radiation Does Your Cell Phone Emit?

c/net just published a decent study on cell phone radiation levels complete with Top 10 and Lowest 10 lists. Where's your phone on the list?

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

How They Make Bacon

Oh No! Mr. Bill Makes a Comeback for Mastercard

...and he doesn't even get completely mangled! (BTW - Mr. Bill's been around now for 30 years!)

Read the New York Times piece Mr. Bill Returns (in One Piece) to Pitch a Debit Card HERE.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Visit Ocean City NOW Before the Ocean Evaporates

...in a billion years or so.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

50 Incredible Shots from Up There

One of the best collections I've seen in a while.

Optimistic Google News

The mainstream news media seems to constantly thrive on negative news. The folks at Fugue.com decided to mock up a Google news page that was actually all positive HERE.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

The Age Of The Millenials

From CBS' Morley Safer. A 12-minute clip well-worth watching. Be scared. Be VERY scared.

Monday, June 02, 2008

From Break.com: Chick Gets Revenge On Construction Workers


Still Studying Chemistry?

An interactive elemental chart I wish we had in school HERE. (nice Flash coding)

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Don't Look Down Now...

Hiking along El Camino del Rey...

Monday, May 26, 2008

Church Ladies with Typewriters.

Thank God for those church ladies with typewriters.



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A t the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Trash as Art

This artist couple manages to take trash and make bigger piles of trash. Or so it seems until you look at it silhouetted on a wall... Click HERE to see more.

Senior S*x Prank

Friday, May 23, 2008