Sunday, December 30, 2007

Thursday, December 27, 2007

White Trash Christmas

Now that all the Christmas niceties have been exchanged, let's have a look at how some of America REALLY celebrated Christmas...

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Very Cute Baby Clip

and the Evil Eye...

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Sunday, December 23, 2007

30 Minutes on CNN Headline News

This is what goes down in a 30-minute cycle on CNN Headline "News."

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Car Thief Warning

Simpsons House in Real Life

Cool reconstruction of what the Simpsons' House would look like in real life HERE.

If the Beatles Sang Stairway to Heaven

A fun cover of the Led Zepellin classic Stairway to Heaven done Beatles-style by an Australian tribute band from the 90's called the Beatnix.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Jack LaLanne on The Man Show

Adam Carolla visits with Jack LaLanne on a recent episode of The Man Show.

Homer Simpson takes a photo of himself every day for 39 years

With all those other photo sites up online, it had to finally happen!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Does Empty REALLY Mean Empty?

From an episode on 20/20 tonight:

Human Calendar

Best Online Photo Site of the Year

Photographer Jonathan Harris went along on a 7-day whale hunt in Alaska earlier this year. In the process, he took a photograph every 5 minutes to document the entire story and then published his portfolio online HERE. It's nothing short of a new approach in photojournalism.

One Cool Invention

An innovative ground-breaking idea for car doors. The inventors are trying to market this on their own site at

How Many Five Year Old Kids Could You Take in a Fight?


Sunday, December 09, 2007

Saturday, December 08, 2007

The Executive Coloring Book

Every kid should have one. From 1961, comes The Executive Coloring Book poster HERE.


From the Vancouver Film School:

Friday, December 07, 2007

Best Puns

The ability to Make and Understand Puns Is the Highest Level of Language Development.

Here are the ten first place winners in the International Pun Contest:

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my Electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?', they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said,' I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to Spain , they name him 'Juan'; the other went to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Robin Williams on Viagra

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Why Your Vanity Plates are Being Recalled

As most people know, there are certain vanity plates that your state DMV won't issue. Apparently, the rules had to be spelled out for this guy who ordered a plate with OPECFY stamped on it. In case, you have no idea why OPECFY is being recalled, here's a shot of the state's legal brief:

Best Toilet Signs

I've seen a few good ones over the years of travel but some of these are the best (Link HERE).

Monday, December 03, 2007

Four Seasons in One Picture

Now that we're getting slammed with our first heavy-duty storm of the winter: A really cool collection of blended pictures, each produced from four shots of the same scene at Spring, summer, Fall and Winter. Entire collection is HERE.

Even Better Than Fake Steve Jobs' Blog!

Hung Over on a Monday Morning?

Try Vodka in a Stapler!